March 2013
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
This girl in my class forgot what a chocolate chip cookie was
gonna start a girl gang. punch boys. kiss boys but punch them too
“I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.”
—J.D. Salinger. (via groggily)
February 2013
welcome to the punk rock hospital, we dont use anesthesia and our scalpels are rusty because it makes it more hardcore. none of us are liscensed doctors
forgive me father trigonometry, for i have sined
video game: Press Start
okay. i will press the A button
- jennifer lawrence: food
- tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
boys more like ni hoy menoys am i right my little doodlebobs
nayx:
bitch, swerve! haha, found that one on tumblr. i love today’s humour. anyway, i graded your essays and you all failed
what kind of grunge softener do you use
“In pop culture, girls who crush hopelessly on guys they can’t have are painted as just that – hopeless. Over and over again, we’re taught that girls who openly express sexual or romantic interest in guys who don’t want them are pitiable, stalkerish, desperate, crazy bitches. More often than not, they’re also portrayed as ugly – whether physically, emotionally or both – in order to further establish their undesirability as an objective fact. Both narratively and, as a consequence, in real life, men are given free reign to snub, abuse, mislead and talk down to such women: we’re raised to believe that female desire is unseemly, so that any consequent shaming is therefore deserved. There is no female-equivalent Friend Zone terminology because, in the language of our culture, a man’s romantic choices are considered sacrosanct and inviolable. If a girl has been told no, then she has only herself to blame for anything that happens next – but if a woman says no, then she must not really mean it. Or, if she does, she shouldn’t: the rejected man is a universally sympathetic figure, and everyone from moviegoers to platonic onlookers will scream at her to just give him a chance, as though her rejection must always be unfounded rather than based on the fact that he had a chance, and blew it. And even then, give him another one! The pathos of Single Nice Guys can only be eased by pity-sex with unwilling women that blossoms into romance!”
—Lamenting the Friendzone, or: The Nice Guy Approach to Perpetuating Sexist Bullshit (via grrl-meat)
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
Just a reminder that you were not put on earth for the sole purpose of having a thigh gap and a flat stomach.
“Politics and non-educators have changed our schools. They have turned them into businesses focused only on numbers and status. They have taken away the human component. Instead of teachers focusing on the well-being of the children, we have teachers forced to shove massive amounts of information down the throats of children who actually need love and nurturing. They have taken away the time to incorporate fun that kids need in order to develop a love for learning. Instead of doing all we can for our kids, we are told not to touch them…They are children. They need hugs and pats on the back. They need to know that it is okay to show affection and that there is an appropriate way to show it.”
—The Dehumanization of Education (via azspot)
why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
